So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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