I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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