yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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