Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Those nachos came to me in a dream
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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