no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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