Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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