Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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