I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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