First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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