do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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