Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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