yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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