Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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