Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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