I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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