I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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