PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
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