So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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