Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You need Xanax blowdarts
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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