so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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