Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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