I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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