put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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