He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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