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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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