Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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