Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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