Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
He literally asked permission to hit on me
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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