why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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