"it" just moved
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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