they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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