Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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