there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Boobs speak an international language.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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