How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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