Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I believe in your delicious
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
