one two three fourrrrnication!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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