Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She's the barista slut.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
