with your own penis?
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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