Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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