Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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