right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
