i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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