i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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