She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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