the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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