This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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