I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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