I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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