They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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