Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I want a musical about memes.
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