ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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