have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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