4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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