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(919): View more from North Carolina

And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.

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(310): View more from California

My entire life is one complicated drinking game

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(904): View more from Florida

if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back

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(660): View more from Missouri

He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"

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(641): View more from Iowa

We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?

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