Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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