It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize